Wrong Room, Right Guy by Liam Livings

Author:Liam Livings
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: romance, gay, comedy, romantic comedy, teacher, england, writer, male male
Publisher: Manifold Press

Chapter 18

And part of my new life was my new relationship with Darren. Somehow, gradually, coffee shop by restaurant by cosy night in, we found ourselves together as a couple. I was so proud of it, of us, when Lucy had come round a few nights ago, I felt a bit embarrassed when I told her we'd not yet, done the deed.

'What, not even outside downstairs?' She leered at me, enjoying the terminology we'd both shared from our posh secondary school childhood.

'Inside, upstairs, does that count?'

'Not for men it doesn't. I could see you're upstairs on a beach, so you'll have to do better than that.' She paused, her eyebrows raised, waiting for my next reveal about the relationship.

But nothing. 'Nothing downstairs at all?'

I shook my head.

'Goodness, you must be having lots and lots of hot baths to reveal the tension.'

'Morning and night sometimes. This one evening, we'd been kissing on the sofa, like teenagers for a while, and I actually felt myself aching. You know, for release. And do you know what he did?'

She shook her head.

'He stood up, said it was late, and he needed to get back to his parents, they'd be worried about him being out.'

'And how old is this man?'

'Basically same as me. Thirty two.'

'I've never heard such a load of rubbish in my whole life. Back to his parents. I don't think so. And you're sure he's gay, you're definitely sure of that?'

'His ex was called Chris. He's shown me pictures of him. Of them together, holidays, that sort of thing. He's not made that up. Besides, why would he make that up, Why pretend, when he had no need? He could have just given me the brush off and carried on being friendly with the other guys from the group?'

'Good point. When he comes round next time, you've got to just do the lunge. Get him all excited, then have a poke about in his underpants. He won't be able to resist, no man can. Men don't have a stop button once they're at that advanced stage of proceedings.'

'Speaks a woman who's found out for herself, obviously.' I winked.

'I was very late to all this. My time at uni would have been wasted otherwise. By the time we did our PGCE, I'd calmed down a bit, don't you remember?'

'A bit, but not too much. A bit of a penchant for the lads studying sports studies if I remember rightly. All those rugby thighs.'

So, with all those rugby thighs in my mind, and lest I do myself an injury from restraint, I had it all planned for that night. The night Darren was coming round mine for the third romantic evening. Only this time, I'd really turned up the romance to eleven out of ten: I filled the living room with candles - every available surface was covered in their twinkling light, at some points I genuinely feared for our safety were we to stray to one side and knock one over; I had

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